Here's an interesting wrinkle fix that doesn't involve plastic surgery or lasers, or little needles under your skin. It's a zap of electricity that stimulates your skin like acupuncture.

Jonathan Holasek, Mountain Lakes acupuncturist and practitioner of holistic health (973-331-0200), aims his wattage at your face and in seven sessions you may see a new you. Fewer lines, and for those of us who are sleep deprived (who isn't?) less baggage and circles under the eyes.

First, you lie on a waterbed in a spa-like room, restful music in the background. Jonathan tests your muscle strength using a colored light. Which color do your muscles react favorably to, red or blue? He adjusts your electrical current accordingly. He calls it Holistic Facial Rejuvenation. You can read more at (www.vibrationalbeauty.com).

After a hot towel and some skin-enhancing nutriceuticals are applied, your face is ready to be zapped. Jonathan holds two pulsing wands and traces the outline of your eyes, mouth, the furrows on your forehead. You feel nothing except the tiniest tingle.

Circulation stimulated, muscles tightened. Blotches banished. The process has also been used to treat Bell's Palsy, a neurological disorder characterized by sharply sagging facial muscles.

It takes six or seven sessions at Jonathan's office to find the younger you. The cost is $225 a 90-minute session, or $175 for an hour.

You may want to try it before you go under the knife or the needle. It's also a nice place to take a nap, after a long day.

The Scarlet Knights' season reminded us that it is good to be from Jersey. In the spirit of our home state, we offer you some retail cheerleaders…

Do you love wearing the Rutgers logo? We do. Check out the collection of women's tee shirts (cap sleeve, spandex, pink, grey and red) at the University Bookstore in downtown New Brunswick. The website www.collegefootballstore.com has some, but not all of the shirts. It might be worth a drive to the banks of the Old Rar-i-tan.

www.jerseygood.com is beating the drum with funny tee shirts about our produce, our diners, and our jughandle exits. The state-deprecating clothing ("New Jersey—at least it's not Staten Island") will immediately elevate your status from Turnpike transient to Garden State insider. You can use the code "DES148" to get $10 off orders of $50 or more.

www.jerseypride.com sells clothing with the LOGS (Lovers Of The Garden State) logo. There's a laundry list of everyone famous who was ever from New Jersey, or lived here for a period of time. Check out the pictures of tattoos in the shape of the state map.

After you outfit yourself, head to the website for the New Jersey Hall of Fame (www.njhalloffame.com) and cast your ballot for the inductees. The Hall of Fame backers are determined to build a museum, change perceptions, and educate us on our history. Besides, these folks promise a blast of an induction ceremony—televised, with first class entertainment.

Congratulations, you are officially a Jersey Girl. Now about that tattoo…

Should you let someone from one of the state's hottest clothing shops re-organize your closet?

If your wardrobe is in pain, but your bank account is healthy, consider CoCo-to-Go, the new roadshow from the CoCo Pari Boutique (www.cocopari.com).

Sara Beth, the Red Bank boutique's traveling consultant, arrives at your home and eyeballs your closet. Assuming she believes the patient is worth saving, she will return with armloads of goodies for you to peruse.

She brings Valentino to Moschino, Louboutin to Laurent. It all depends on you—your look, and your needs.

As a special incentive to NJ My Way subscribers… the store will reduce its requirement of a $1,000 retainer to $500. That's the amount you need to put down to set up your first visit. The money—all of it—goes towards your new wardrobe. We know you will find something to buy!

Coco Pari's Red Bank flagship (there is also a smaller store in Deal) is 10,000 square feet, and three stories of every designer label you can name. Even some you won't find in Neiman Marcus. Open late (11 p.m.) on Fridays and Saturdays, it attracts some of the town's trendy club hoppers.

If you order CoCo-to-Go, you'll get the individual services of Sara the stylist. A designer wardrobe that fits your image. It's all sans the trip down the Parkway to this cabaret of couture.

Sara won't discuss individual clients, she says it's all hush hush confidential. But she told us business is booming. Call her at (732) 212-8111 and don't forget to mention NJ My Way, so you get the discount. Join this club, and you may never go near a mall again!

By the way, we apologize to our friends at the Salt Creek Grille in Rumson, for mistakenly referring to them as the Salt City Grille, in last Wednesday's Rooms With A View. Help make it up to them, by reserving your table there soon!

At 300 plus bucks an hour, legal advice isn’t cheap. So from time to time, in the spirit of giving you stuff for free… we throw in some pro bono legal briefs.

We turn to Kinnelon’s own Gary Chester, author of See You in Court, A Trial Attorney’s Look at Crazy Cases, Ludicrous Lawyering, and Dubious Decisions (www.amazon.com).

First, Gary says,  driving while using your cellphone isn’t just dangerous. You can be ticketed if you are stopped for another infraction, and it turns out you were on your phone as well. But also your phone records don’t lie.

A New Jersey driver who was injured in a car accident lost her lawsuit because her cellphone records showed she might have been chatting at the time … and actually caused the crash.

And, score one for divorced moms!  Gary says when a dad tried to back out of paying college tuition because he wasn’t consulted about his daughter’s college pick… the judge backed up mom.  It’s something to consider when you hash out a child support agreement.

Finally, if you head down to Ocean City this summer,  it would be smart not to feed the  seagulls.  And cheaper. The town will  slap a $500 fine on anyone who feeds the scavengers.  That should keep bird mess at a minimum.

The real news, … it’s safe to wear your white shorts to sit on those boardwalk benches again.

Check out Gary’s book, and feel free to write him at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it with questions or suggestions.

It's cold. You're home and the kids are so bored they threaten rebellion. Options? Bundle up and get out!

Cabin Fever Cure: Art

There's music, theatre and crafts for kids ages 6-10 at Duke Island Park , Bridgewater .  $25 for the four week series that starts Saturday, $8 for individual sessions. Call the Somerset County Parks Commission (908) 722-1200 ext. 226 or visit www.somersetcountyparks.org .

Cabin Fever Cure: Nature

The New Jersey Audubon Society ( www.njaudubon.org ) sponsors a nature program for families at the Plainsboro Preserve (609-897-9400). Environmental educators show kids ages 6 and up how to build connections to the natural world. Saturday: 3:30-5:30.

Shake the Hips

Jumps, tumbles and stunts at the National Cheer and Dance Championship Saturday and Sunday, Wildwoods Convention Center . Call 1-866-52-CHEER or go to www.cheertech.net .

Check the Hippos

Button, the hippopotamus at Adventure Aquarium in Camden , turns ten and you are invited to the birthday party, all weekend. Young and old will learn words in Swahili and about the role of hippos in Africa 's rivers. www.adventureaquarium.com

Kids Playing

Way before Wii was hip, back before Barbie or GI Joe, kids made toys from wood, old string, plastic scraps, cardboard.  Jaime Jimenez photographed children in his native Dominican Republic playing with carts, kites and hobby horses made by their own hands. See his pictures at the Paterson Museum ,  (973) 321-1260. Catch a peek at http://mijuguetes.com/

Kids' Play

A musical by Theatreworks/USA ( www.theatreworksusa.org ) based on the children's classic The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe. Saturday 2 and 4 p.m. at Kelsey Theatre , Mercer County Community College . (609) 570-3333.   $10 adults, $8 seniors, students and children.

Grownup kids can go to www.njmonthly.com   and click on the "get out" link,  for some  more mature suggestions!

Have a great weekend!