…that you will be glad you read this column. You probably didn't know that nestled between the Knights of Lyndhurst (aka Medieval Times), assorted landfills and warehouses, is one of today's great bargains.

You won't need to joust for a parking space. Acres of parking, and a small sign announces the outlet shop and ongoing sample sale at Theory (165 Polito Ave., Lyndhurst, 201-728-5755).

You ask, what makes this little outlet different from all the others in the area?

Shopaholics know Theory (www.theory.com) is the trendy clothier of the basic black suit, and strettttchy shirtings. They also know Theory's delicate cashmere is among the softest, thinnest, and most desirable. It is year-round wearable.

All of these are on mega sale at the warehouse store. Listen to this: $29 netted us a black cashmere v-neck originally priced at $225. Another $29 grabbed a navy cashmere sweater jacket marked down from $355. $49 for a sharp year-round Theory blazer, first tagged $385. $49 for a perfectly fitted button-down laced with Lycra—store price: $185.

Spring colors are on sale too. $29 for ultra fine cashmere sweaters— pale lavender, mint green and hot yellow.

Theory's spring line is just starting to come in at 40% off. White linen pants, sailor pea jackets, classic white shirts and tees. There are halter tops, peasant tees, Capri pants and shorts.

We priced everything against our favorite department store websites, and found huge savings. What makes this little outlet different is real value on desirable clothing, not seconds or thirds.

Stock up on the classic clothes of Theory. Then go next door and get a ringside seat for the Knights of Lyndhurst. You'll be the one dressed like royalty. On a peasant's clothing allowance.