Things Sublime:
Heavenly Flotation Wrap, your body is oiled and buttered, then draped in sheets and suspended in warm water while you stay nice ’n dry -- all this followed by a massage. $110 at The Fountain Spa in Ramsey and Hackensack (www.fountaineuropeanspa.com).

Any THING from Coco Pari (www.cocopari.com) in Red Bank and Deal or Gito, in Millburn and Englewood.

Things With Feathers:
How `bout a funky feathered placemat? $85 at Watchung Plaza Home in Upper Montclair (www.watchungplazahome.com).

Things That Fight Frizz:
The jaguar of hair dryers gives you purr-fect tresses: the CHI Nano is $199.99 at Hello Gorgeous in Summit.

Things For Your Cell Phone:
Cell phone charms are a hot stocking stuffer. Our favorite is the Excuse Box that creates realistic noises, like a baby crying or an airport boarding announcement, to help you end an unwanted phone call! Listen in at www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/89f9.

Things With A North Face:
The best selection of North Face jackets, hats, gloves is at What A Girl Wants in Bernardsville.

Cool Things Made From Other Things:
Wallet in a multitude of fluorescent shades, made out of gaffer's tape by Nim Ben-Reuven (www.cliff-jeff.com). $16 at the Bent Spoon Bakery (www.thebentspoon.net) in Princeton.

Things For Your Cheese:
Brie Warmer made by Maria Glaser-Roeserat the Stonehill Pottery Shoppe in Newfoundland? $23 and it comes with a how-to-guide for baking the best brie! (http://stonehillpottery.home.att.net).

Things That Will Ultimately Cost You Much More Than The Gift:
Pony for your little darling: (www.horsetopia.com/). Gift Certificate to the Tropicana Hotel/Casino in Atlantic City (www.tropicana.net/giftcertificates/index.htm).

Tomorrow: Things to do this weekend!