Print this column out and leave it by the remote control -- so you can be sure he will find it!

Smell The Roses
Book a couples’ massage in an intimate, rose-filled, candlelit room at the Urban Muse (www.urbanmuse.com) in Denville. $270 gets both of you a massage, chocolates, a complimentary bottle of wine, and a three course meal at 17 Main, an excellent local restaurant.

On The Wild Side
Mix a bright burst of wildflowers with red roses in her special bouquet from Cape Winds Florist in Cape May (www.capemaytimes.com/shopping/cape-may-florist.htm).

Spring Forward
And treat her to a new gauzy cotton and silk tunic ($372) from New Zealand designer Rebecca Taylor. She can layer it now, or wear it alone when it warms up. Peper (1028 Washington Street, Hoboken), has a nice selection.

What Lies Beneath
Only the two of you will know. Indulge your fantasy at Bare Necessities (www.barenecessities.com) in Matawan -- hint: we can’t get enough Cosabella (www.cosabella.com), that super delicate, sexy Italian-made lingerie.

Magical Potions
Lotions, creams, shampoos, from the fabulous Kiehl’s (www.kiehls.com) in Westfield. She can also register at the store, and they’ll put together a customized gift bag for her.

Bling Is King
You can customize an elegant Pandora Bracelet for her at Kevin?s Fine Jewelry in Boonton (973-263-0101) or Totowa (973-790-8836). Spell out her name or initials in gold or silver, then add Murano glass and other silver and gold beads to finish it.

This Is Serious
If you buy her the Louis Vuitton Manhattan GM (www.louisvuitton.com) monogram canvas bag ($1,870) designed by Marc Jacobs with gold metal hardware, and great exterior pockets.

This is Forever
Get her a generous gift certificate from The Maids Home Services (www.maids.com). Call Franchise Owner Ken Black at (973) 448-1888 -- his office is on Love Lane in Netcong. You’ll make her day, and even get away with throwing your dirty socks on the floor -- for a little while.

Tomorrow: The mud treatment that works wonders?