On Mother’s Day, indulge us.

Give us a great spa package… like the chocolate rub-down: Go to @ease spa in Hillsdale (www.at-easespa.com) where they brush us, oil us, and slather on rich chocolate.

We are wrapped in golden foil like a Godiva… After our shower, we feel cocoa buffed all over!

Speaking of dipped in chocolate, have you seen these chocolate banana bouquets from the folks at www.ediblearrangements.com? Or the citrus blossom? Send them our way, please!

Or gift us a day at Dieci Spa (www.diecispa.com) in Livingston, where they’ve perfected the Essence Of Italy; a succulent honeysuckle and lemon treatment that brings out the fruit and flower of our special self.

We love our exercise, at home-- and at the gym. When we can’t get to the gym, bring the gym to us. Book personal trainer Christine Conti, (www.contifitness.com) who helps every woman bring their sexy back. Or sign us up for Christine’s Cardio Tease classes in Brick or Manasquan, and you may just see another side of your mother!

Surfing is so hot—and Mom just may be a surfer girl at heart. Find a listing for classes at www.surfline.com/surfology/schoolsearch.cfm?searchbox=NJ and get us a package of lessons. Throw in the wet suit and the board from LBI’s Ron Jon (www.ronjons.com) and we’re ready take the plunge. Next step, go to www.surfdiva.com and send us on the week out… a Costa Rican surfing vacation!

If your Mom is truly the head of the family, get her a gift card from Cache (www.cache.com) because that’s where Carmella buys her clothes. How do we know?

because we saw it on www.hbo.com/sopranos/behind/.

Finally, Moms are the chauffeurs. But what about getting a private chauffeur for us? We know a great guy with a shiny black Lincoln Navigator-- relax Dad, he’s a professional driver-- who’d tote us around for a day or a week or two. You can reach Ron at 917-696-0918. Tell him we sent you and enjoy the ride!